I went jogging this morning and i noticed a guy was following me and i was so scared lmfao my heart was pounding and then he finally caught up to me and said “hey you dropped 50 bucks” and i took it and started running and while i’m running i’m laughing because the 50 dollars didn’t belong to me
i wanna play twister with someone really hot
oops i fell & touched your whole body
You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
Here are some reaction badges for when people troll you with their bullshit and ignorance.
These are glorious.
meanwhile in twitter…